A Star Wars Christmas

(This post has potential spoilers! You've been warned!)

Episode MXCVII

The One With Old Han

Twas the night before Christmas

and all through the verse,

not a creature was stirring, for better or worse.

The sith were all gone

and the republic had won,

so Han settled down and fathered a son.

Luke tried to train him

but the going was tough,

the boy had an attitude,

it was going to be rough.

When all of a sudden

the child named Ben,

was turned to the dark side

as the new Kylo Ren.

Then alot of stuff happened,

it doesn't really matter,

Luke finally showed up at the end,

just a little bit fatter.

They'll be new stories to tell soon,
we'll just all have to wait.  

In the meantime

there's just so much to debate.

And while Christmas came early for us,

poor Leia suffered a loss,

and now  vows revenge

on Kylo Ren and his boss...

to be continued (whenever the sequel comes out).

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JrX