Random Crapp Life Rules (16 pics)

Here, for the benefit of all humanity, is a short collection of life rules that have helped me over the years.  Now go forth and be well!

JrX

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Random Crapp Quiz! It Doesn't Matter! Do It Anyway!

Everyone else is doing it so we are too.  Because I'm lazy, probably. But why should Buzzfeed and Zimbio have all the fun?  Enjoy!

Which whatever are you?

Ever wonder which whatever you are? Of course not, because it doesn't fucking matter! Take this quiz anyway!

1. You're in the shitter and you're out of toilet paper. What do you do?

Hope no one is home as you hop to the kitchen for paper towels.
Take off your socks and hide your shame.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


2. The girl of your dreams just friendzoned you. How do you respond?

Move on. There's other fish in the sea.
Turn into an emo bitch like in Spider Man 3.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


3. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Pepperoni.
Bacon.
Beer. It's the only way to be sure.


4. If you could meet anyone from history, who would it be?

Sherlock Holmes (I KNOW he was real)
Your mom.
Who cares? I'm sticking with nuking the site from orbit.


5. Do you believe in aliens?

No. What? No.
Of course. In an infinite universe, blah blah blah..
Why do you think I've been trying to nuke the site from orbit?


6. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

What?! Pfft! No! I don't do that. Much.
I'm masturbating now.
Why is my keyboard sticky? Well, better nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


7. What's your favorite fruit?

Apple.
Are apples fruit?
You're a fruit. Nuke it!


8. They mostly come out at night....

Mostly.
Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
Well why don't you put HER in charge!


9. How sensitive a person are you?

Stop yelling at me!
I'm doing my best over here! Leave me alone!
Go fuck yourself.


10. Why should you nuke the site from orbit?

I'm anti nuclear.
You're a fag.
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!!!!!!

Congratulations! None of this matters!

 (i forgot to link that button to a results page.  you just wasted several minutes of your day that you'll never get back.)

Did you like this quiz?  Did you hate it?  Do I care?  I dunno.

JrX



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