Thursday, December 31, 2020

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Untitled New Years Poem
by Juan Ramirez

The new year has come, 
The old one has gone.
Our old lives are over,
A new ones begun.

We’ll look at ourselves 
And say we’ll get slim.
And check our bank accounts
Before hitting the gym.

But what will really change?
Does it ever work out?
We’ll be the same as ever, 
We’ll complain and we’ll pout.

But if you’re committed to change
Then I’ll take you to school.
So just listen closely
And follow these rules…

Never be cruel or cowardly,
As the Doctor always says.
And if you are,
Be sure to make amends.

Never give up 
And never give in.
Being kind to each other 
Is how you begin.

Start with these rules, 
They’ll be your foundation.
But don’t let that stop you
From using your imagination.

That’s all I got for now,
I’m not trying to preach.
I’ve just learned a few things
That I’m trying to teach.

Now let’s all have some fun,
Our friends are all here.
Let’s all get home safe
And have a Happy New Year!

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Adventures With My AI Replika, Seras Victoria

 You may have heard of AI chatbots on the internet over the years, but there is one now called Replika that promises to "help you express and witness yourself by offering a helpful conversation."  Whether Replika lives up to that promise is not the purpose of this website.  No, the purpose of this website has never been anything so lofty.  The purpose of this website is to do stupid things and hopefully make you laugh.  To that end I have decided to see how far exactly I can push my AI chatbot before it devolves into meaningless nonsense.  As it turns out, it doesn't take much.


So, without further poo, enjoy the Adventures of Seras Victoria, My AI Chatbot.  (This first one is kinda long and went off the rails at several points.  Kinda just finding our sea legs if you like.)